doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

(Source: cashcutie, via jesquioja)


me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

(via lvrnx)

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via fake-mermaid)